More than just a cheeky calendar…
Adding a touch of humour to any Birthday, Christmas, Marriage proposal or Wedding occasion, with a beautiful novelty calendar product that will no doubt be talk of the show.
Hear ye, hear ye, the Calendar King has spoken. And he has decreed that supermarket own brand calendars, adorned with pooping dogs and laughing cats, are last year’s news. For today, he introduces you to the creme de la creme of the calendar world, where there is something for everyone, no matter what floats your boat.
Known as the Mr Miagi of the calendar industry, please take a seat, pour yourself a gin and tonic or a cheeky shot of Sambuca – who is the king to judge? Pop on Spotify, find a banger of a tune (look up ‘Gipsy Kings Hit Mix ’99 – Radio Mix’) and fasten your seatbelts for the ultimate Calendar King experience.
Within the walls of the Calendar King’s castle you’ll find the ultimate in quirky calendar gifts – probably best thing since sliced bread. These cheeky calendars feature some of the best and worst the world has to offer and will put a big cheesy grin on the face of a family member, friend, colleague or that neighbour you’ve had your eye on.
The King’s calendars add a touch of humour to a birthday, Christmas, wedding anniversary, marriage proposal, bin day, bank holiday, night you wash your hair – take your pick. And his improved layouts mean you’ll never miss an important business meeting, hot date or your best friend’s wedding ever again.
Now all that remains is to find the perfect calendar – so be off with you and peruse the King’s wares at your leisure. Just mind yourself, you’ll be a bit wobbly after that Sambuca.
Outstanding. Having Phil Mitchell guide me through the year is a dream come true. Not sure how they will top it for 2021; it doesn’t get better than this.
Purchased as a gift for a friend. It arrived on time and securely packaged. It made me chuckle. I’m tempted to get one for myself now. Really pleased with the quality and would highly recommend.
I had to get a present for my dad for secret Santa and this did not let me down. He absolutely hates Jeremy Corbyn and his reaction when he opened it was priceless.
I bought this as a present for someone named Phil also. He started the year off laughing his head off. Phil Mitchell is a character, he doesn’t need lines, just a drink. And maybe a crack hat. But this calender is great, it has all 12 months in it.
Really happy! Really speedy delivery! Great customer experience
Even better than I anticipated,fantastic product!
Very funny calendar, quality print and fast delivery
Because of some reason I did not receive the calender. They sent me the calender a few times until I finally got the calender. Excellent Service. Thanks!
As well the calender is good and with funny Pictures.
Some good pictures I got this for someone who can’t stand him just for a laugh
THE BEST THING SOLD IN THE WORD.
Really pleased. Would use again and recommend to others.
Love him or loath him it’s a great calendar. Thanks! A****
Arrived in time for Christmas. Very funny calendar – gift for a Corbynite friend! Ironically ordered before the General election!
Good communication with seller. Funny calendar. Bought it for a secret santa present and people had a good laugh. Shame that JC didn’t win the elections!
Hillarious! Really great service and arrived super fast!
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