Hear ye, hear ye, the Calendar King has spoken. And he has decreed that supermarket own brand calendars, adorned with pooping dogs and laughing cats, are last year’s news. For today, he introduces you to the creme de la creme of the calendar world, where there is something for everyone, no matter what floats your boat.

Known as the Mr Miagi of the calendar industry, please take a seat, pour yourself a gin and tonic or a cheeky shot of Sambuca – who is the king to judge? Pop on Spotify, find a banger of a tune (look up ‘Gipsy Kings Hit Mix ’99 – Radio Mix’) and fasten your seatbelts for the ultimate Calendar King experience.

Within the walls of the Calendar King’s castle you’ll find the ultimate in quirky calendar gifts – probably best thing since sliced bread. These cheeky calendars feature some of the best and worst the world has to offer and will put a big cheesy grin on the face of a family member, friend, colleague or that neighbour you’ve had your eye on.

The King’s calendars add a touch of humour to a birthday, Christmas, wedding anniversary, marriage proposal, bin day, bank holiday, night you wash your hair – take your pick. And his improved layouts mean you’ll never miss an important business meeting, hot date or your best friend’s wedding ever again.

Now all that remains is to find the perfect calendar – so be off with you and peruse the King’s wares at your leisure. Just mind yourself, you’ll be a bit wobbly after that Sambuca.

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